Osees - Protean Threat
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Osees - Protean Threat

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Osees - Protean ThreatNew Vinyl Record Osees Protean Threat Witness the ever changing, ever mutating threat that is reality. Perception is under duress; sensibility is bending everyday under the barrage of nonsense. One must make note of whom one is and what one has become: look into the mirror of the planet killers psychic cannibals infiltrate and contaminate once familiar and seemingly secure territories formidable foes indeed! What powers these beasts? What fuels

New Vinyl Record - Osees - Protean Threat

Witness the ever-changing, ever-mutating threat that is reality. Perception is under duress; sensibility is bending everyday under the barrage of nonsense. One must make note of whom one is and what one has become: look into the mirror of the planet-killers-psychic cannibals infiltrate and contaminate once familiar and seemingly secure territories... formidable foes indeed! What powers these beasts? What fuels discord and hatred? The behemoth of a "civil" society? What are the weapons at one's disposal? Generosity is the aegis against greed, empathy is the armor to deflect apathy, love is the club to abate hate... The fog is lifting and humans are opening their eyes. And so Castle Face offers this field recording, the Osees Protean Threat, from the pits as a quick booster between protein pills and recycled sweat beverage anthems to assist the listener to not worship at the altar of violence and greed, to not offer oneself up for free, to stand up and be vigilant! Truth will not be found in the speeches and photo ops of the overlords- stand strong and together under the gaze of the oppressors. Stand vigilant, united with those who don't have the same privileges. Demand respect and a peaceful life for all. This recording is at the apogee of scuzz-punk anthem amulets for the ears and heart, a battery for one's core. Be strong. Be human. Be love.

  • 1 Scramble Suit II
  • 2 Dreary Nonsense
  • 3 Upbeat Ritual
  • 4 Red Study
  • 5 Terminal Jape
  • 6 Wing Run
  • 7 Said the Shovel
  • 8 Mizmuth
  • 9 If I Had My Way
  • 10 Toadstool
  • 11 Gong of Catastrophe
  • 12 Canopnr '74
  • 13 Persuaders Up!
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Crickett
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
Indestructible
Style: Two pack
Hard on wood floors but lasts forever. Helps keep teeth clean too.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026
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Gail storer
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Control dogs aggressive chewing habit.
Style: Two pack
My dog loves them she is an aggressive chewers they relieve her boredom and keep her teeth tartar free. I had to throw her first bone shaped toy she whittled it down so much.she didn't like the ring shaped I got her likes the bone shape better d finitely would recommend them.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026
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Jess💁🏼‍♀️✨
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 1
EDIT: *NOT* great for aggressive chewers!!! ☹️
Style: Two pack, Style: Two pack
UPDATE (previous 5⭐️): Yep. Things changed!! I take it alllll back!😩🤦🏼‍♀️ Here we are, just shy of a month and they’re both toast!!! The pics might not look like a big deal, but we tossed the orange one after finding the chewed off bits in his poop. The only reason I was able to take a pic of this blue one is because we couldn’t find it until now. However, the orange one looked the same when we tossed it, so I’m sure we’ll be finding blue bits in his poop. Not a fan of ANY chew toy he can actually end up eating!! I have PTSD from our last fur baby that suddenly decided he liked to swallow socks @ 11yo & ended up needing emergency surgery to the tune of ~$5K!🥴 These are crazy!! They’re super hard plastic, almost like glass. I wasn’t expecting that! My hubs was joking they’re for seggy time, not dogs! 🫣😂 We got a puppy in April that is an aggressive chewer. We’ve both had dogs most of our lives, but this aggressive chewing is new to both of us. Lil dude has chewed through a ton of other toys advertised for aggressive chewers- a few within just hours!! It’s wild!! We’re not used to it, but he loves his toys, so we keep trying to get him ones that will last! 😅 We only got this 2-pk yesterday morning, but he’s been obsessed & so far, so good! With how hard they are, I’m feeling very confident they’ll last longer than any other toy we’ve bought him!! I will update if anything changes!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2025
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Jasmin Lareese
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 3
Not indestructible
Style: Two pack, Style: Two pack
Its not indestructible…my puppy Pitt mix has been chewing on it off and one for hours…its definitely destructible. Mind you shes a PUPPY. Shes only 1 year and 4 months old.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2026
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Becky
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Very durable
Style: Two pack
These are great for my aggressive chewer. She still naws them down a bit after 6 months but not nearly as much as other toys. The size is perfect. It keeps her engaged in play. They do not squeek which is a plus. The only worry I have is if she throws it in the air it might break something breakable.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026

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